Snow Jokes

 Snow Jokes

Snow Jokes

Q. Where do snow men keep there money?         In a snow bank!
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?               Frosted Flakes.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?       Frostbite.
Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?        Ice caps.
Q. What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?          Have an ice day!
Q. Where do Snowmen go to dance?           To snowballs.
Q. How does a Snowman get to work /         By icicle.
Q. How do snowmen greet each other?        Ice to meet you!
Q. What does Frosty eat for breakfast?           Snowflakes!
Q. What else does Frosty eat for breakfast?        Frosted Flakes!
Q. What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?         Frosty the Dough-man!
Q. What does Frosty call ice?             Skid stuff!                                                                                  Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?         In a snow bank.
Q. What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?        Cold cream!
Q. What is a Snowman’s favorite Drink?          Ice Tea!
Q. Who are Frosty’s parents?               Mom and Pop-Sicle!
Q. Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?            Aunt Artic!
Q. What kind of cake does Frosty like?       The kind with lots of frosting!