Insect Jokes

What do baby insects ride in? Baby buggies

What kind of insects can dance? Jitterbugs

What do you call a huge bug dance? A ball

Which bug is related to you? Your Aunt

What did the mother grasshopper say to her children? Hop to it!

What kind of insect sleeps the most? Bed bugs

How does a bee brush its hair? With it’s honeycomb

What kind of bugs can you find in a clock? Ticks

What language do ticks speak? Tick talk

What bugs are the sweetest? Honey bees

Which bugs are the biggest singers? Humbugs

What kind of music do beetles play? Bee-bop

How are bugs and babies alike? They both creep and crawl

What sport do mosquitoes like best? Skin diving

What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team

What do you call the head of the roach basketball team? The roach coach

What insects are the best builders? Carpenter ants

What kind of insect do you find in a church? Praying mantis

Which insects are always polite? Ladybugs

What do you call a young bee? A baby bee

Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? Wanted to see the butter fly

Where might you buy bugs? Flea market

What ant is the biggest? The Giant

When did the fly fly? When the spider spider.

Why are bees so rich? Because they sell their honey.

Which insect is the smartest? Firefly because it’s so bright.

What kind of bug does a cowboy ride? Horsefly

How do you start a firefly race? Ready   set   glow

Which insects are the messiest? Litterbugs

Which insect is the ruler of the insect world? The monarch

What does a moth sleep on? Caterpiller

What do you call little bugs that live on the moon? Lunar ticks

What’s the difference between a cayote and a flee? One howls on the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy.

What do you call 2 spiders that just got married? Newlywebs