Bird Jokes
What is a crow’s favorite tool? A crowbar
What do you call someone who steals birds? A birdler
What’s a crows favorite tool? A crowbar
What is an owls favorite subject? Owlgebra
How is a goose like an icicycle? Both grow down
What bird can lift the heaviest weight? A crane
What kind of bird is a gulp? It’s like a swallow but bigger
Turkey jokes:
How do you know a turkey was in your refrigerator? All the food has been gobbled up!
What is super turkey’s real name? Cluck kent
Why is it hard for a turkey to get fat? Because it eats like a bird
What happened to tina turkey when she fell out of a tree? She got the stuffing knocked out of her
Which turkey has the best drumsticks? Tom tom turkey
Why did the turkey shut the oven off? Because it was roasting in there.
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside
